So how many months before King Crimson/Epitaph/whatever shows up again? – Lord DalekĮnglish subs? Those are for fucking soyboys! But for a first episode, I was somewhat underwhelmed. This isn’t the second most popular JoJo arc in Japan for nothing. The problem being that it simply introduces a bunch of characters we don’t really like out of the gate with some less interesting returning ones to give/receive infodumps about why Araki STILL has a hard on for Dio. Yeah Golden Wind’s first episode is probably the weakest we’ve had since Dio The Invader way back in Season 1. Oh those wacky Joestars! HAHAHAHAHA…nothing happened in this episode. Also Jotaro shows up for 3 minutes before hopping on a plane to pay Jolyne’s child support. In other news, Koichi is back!…because Josuke was obviously too busy beating up delinquents who disssed his haircut, and Yukako still wants his precious fluids. But most importantly… he tastes like A LIAR! Of course when you’re being tongued by by a man in white Gucci pretty much anything tastes like a liar. Its the Giorno show! Hoooray! The bastard son of Dio Brando/Jonathan Joestar is alive and well and driving cabs in Naples.
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